Sanjaya Malakar

Sanjaya Steals Idol Show (And Our Hearts)

In what was Idol’s best performance episode thus far in season six, our nervous nine tackled American classics. And while we're still waiting for a 12-step program to be developed, we have to finally admit - just this once! - that after this episode, we're totally on Team Sanjaya. Paula was on our side, too, especially after the man of the hour took her for a twirl during his much-improved Sammy Davis number. He's taking baby steps, but his vocals and stage presence are finally getting there!

And while he's stepping up his performance game big time, Sanjaya unfortunately missed the fashion train. The singer, who came dressed like Davis himself, right down to the sleek ‘do – proudly welcomed America to “the universe of Sanjaya!” Clearly, the kid’s been loving all the attention thrown his way of late.

Even this week's mentor, Tony Bennett, loves Sanjaya, although the legendary crooner did have to stifle a bit of laughter while coaching the contestant.

The teen performer really had the crowd eating out of his hand when he approached the judges’ table – first propositioning Randy, who politely declined – and offered to dance with Paula. As Simon struggled to keep from vomiting – and laughing – Sanjaya twirled Paula and played to the cameras. It’s OK, Paula, we know you’re forever his girl.

In the Melinda vs. LaKisha debate, we went with Miss Doolittle this week. The drab duds were back but Melinda’s vocals more than made up for it. Right off the bat, our girl earned praise from Bennett and proved she’s in it to win it with her “I Got Rhythm” offering. Perfect for her personality and vocal range, the tune allowed Melinda to get in her dreamgirl groove at the end. Not to mention the fact that she hit a glory note to close the show that gave us chills. LaKisha, surprisingly, was just “a’ight for us” cribbing a phrase from Mr. Jackson.

For the record, this is another week where we’re puzzled about who will be packing their bags tonight. Our bet is on Phil Stacey - as much as it pains us! – or Gina Glocksen, whose “Smile” by Charlie Chaplin bored us to tears.